too hot too hot too hot

it's barely eleven am, which means it's barely daylight. and it's THIRTY FIVE DEGREES EXACTLY.
i'm melting. dissolving into a small puddle of goo. this is not good.
and erm, i'd be in the pool but, erm. it's gone green again and the pool cleaning machine that mum calls marge but i call EvilFountainOfDoom is evil and fountainous and doomy.
global warming appears to be soley focused on sydney.

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10 Things I Hate About The Gym
1. ABBA's Greatest Hits on repeat
2. ABBA's Greatest Hits on repeat
3. ABBA's Greatest Hits on repeat
4. Perkiness at 6.30am
5. ABBA's Greatest Hits on repeat
6. The 30 minute walk to get there
7. The 30 minute walk to get away from there
8. ABBA's Greatest Hits on repeat
9. ABBA's Greatest Hits on repeat
10. ABBA's Greatest Hits on repeat


i know, i know. i brought it on myself